So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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