And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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