Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
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The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
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