oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
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Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
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So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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