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I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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