do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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