Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
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Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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