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glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
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I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
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Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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