Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
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Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
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He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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