Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
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Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
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Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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