im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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