For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
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Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
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