i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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