I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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