Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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