Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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