hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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