we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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