There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
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It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
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we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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