I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
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she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
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The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
What happened to fro yo and sex?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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