i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Randomize