heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
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I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
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I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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