So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
sex in a hospital.. check
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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