p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
two words...techno handjob
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
