i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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