all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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