Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
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were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
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If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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