he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
you made out with another girl for some wings
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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