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• (631): View more from New York

  there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.

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  at least i was looking out for everybody

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.

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• (707): View more from California

  I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS

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