Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high