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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.

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• (646): View more from New York

  I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?

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• (917): View more from New York City

  She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...

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  did I at least say anything...

  (519): View more from Ontario

  you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird

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