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(914): View more from New York

Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.

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(914): Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride. http://tfl.nu/fcgf

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on

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I knew I fell for you for a reason

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(570): just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on (908): I knew I fell for you for a reason http://tfl.nu/lpgl

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(248): View more from Michigan

I don't remember what your face looks like..

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I don't remember your face either, just your dick.

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(248): I don't remember what your face looks like.. (727): I don't remember your face either, just your dick. http://tfl.nu/odit

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(303): View more from Colorado

It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.

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(303): It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes. http://tfl.nu/06hp

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(513): View more from Ohio

sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.

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(513): sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces. http://tfl.nu/5w4e

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(816): View more from Missouri

After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.

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(816): After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship. http://tfl.nu/v7rc

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(727): View more from Florida

i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.

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(727): i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina. http://tfl.nu/7vie

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(703): View more from Virginia

had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level

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(703): had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level http://tfl.nu/3h42

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(503): View more from Oregon

A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.

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(503): A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money. http://tfl.nu/jqm6

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(347): View more from New York

Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.

(917): View more from New York City

Please tell me you're talking about his personality.

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(347): Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year. (917): Please tell me you're talking about his personality. http://tfl.nu/ofhy

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(516): View more from New York

YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?

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(516): YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!? http://tfl.nu/sc0r

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(708): View more from Illinois

There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.

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(708): There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars. http://tfl.nu/luzg

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(304): View more from West Virginia

We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.

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(304): We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital. http://tfl.nu/hshf

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(440): View more from Ohio

The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore

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(440): The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore http://tfl.nu/1tsb

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.

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(701): Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead. http://tfl.nu/7ubq

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