I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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