Who did Billy Mays play for?
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
