Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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