You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
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No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
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So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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