uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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