Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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