You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Such a big mess for such a small penis
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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