i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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