ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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