He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Randomize
