We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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