After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
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So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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