omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
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Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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