all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
These 27 C*ck Blocks Are Savage AF
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet