She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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