Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
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So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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