Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
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Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
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Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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