8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Randomize
