Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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