Absence makes the cock grow harder.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize