was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
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how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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