You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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