I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
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so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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