Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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